Kevin Johnson, a Sacramento, California native and former NBA star for the Phoenix Suns, has announced that he will run for the office of Mayor of Sacramento. Incumbent Heather Fargo will be his opponent in the next election cycle. Naturally, this story is Grade-A choice Fantivity, aaaaand sweet.

The Suns never won an NBA championship while KJ was running point. But now with Kevin Johnson running for Mayor of Sacramento, Charles Barkley attempting to become the Governor of Alabama, and Danny Ainge launching an exploratory Committee about a possible coup of New England, it appears that the ’93 Phoenix Suns are closer than ever to taking over the world.

Once Dan Marjle flops out of his tanning booth it’s all over, folks.