“Today I am challenging Senator Obama to a bowl-off.”
—Sen. Hillary Clinton

On April Fantivity Day sports entered politics once more. With Hillary and Barack in a tight race for the Democratic Party nomination, Mrs. Clinton decided to pull an April Fools Day joke in a fake speech, calling out Obama to out-bowl her for the nomination.

While the speech was pretty un-funny, in itself, it probably referenced a much-viewed clip of Mr. Obama bowing horribly a few days earlier. The Obama clip is funnier because of his large clown shoes. It’s hard to look good while you’re bowling. The last man to do that was Ernie McCracken.