Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and John McCain appeared on the video screen at WWE SmackDown last night. Since we’ve already decided that pro wrestling counts as sports, as it is “sports-entertainment,” this is a perfect example of Fantivity at its most “RAW.”

Each candidate gave a pretty weak, smackdownable video clip for the viewing displeasure of many, many teenage boys hoping to get a video clip of John Cena flying through the air, or the buildup for the next girl fight. Who was the winner? John McCain actually had the strongest clip, and since he went last, he probably won the DebateDown.

The top five politicians pro wrestling fans really want to see in the ring are probably as follows:

1. Jesse Ventura (Done and done)
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Meet “The Governator!”)
3. Ron Paul (Imagine the internet videos)
4. Dick Cheney (Let’s bring back the hypnotism and death grips)
5. Tom Delay (Meet “The Hammer!”)