President Bush welcomed the Super Bowl champion New York Giants to the White House the other day, giving a warm speech which ran thorough the entire Giants season. You can watch an excerpt of the best parts here on YouTube. It’s traditional for the President to welcome championship sports teams for some good PR on the White House lawn. Dubya got a nice opportunity to show us that Ol’ Bush charm. There were false-start sentences, head bobs and even a few classic snickers at his own jokes. We were waiting of him to make up the word “underdoged” or “”undefeatables.” Boy Fantivity’s sure going to miss the hell out of you, George.

Best joke of the whole speech:

“And then you went on to Dallas… I know. I’m a good sport. I’ll have you know we’re going to send Jessica Simpson to the Democratic National Convention.”